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test drive — winter



WINTER TEST DRIVE

Welcome to the test drive and thank you for your interest in The Village. This test drive is not game canon but will allow players the opportunity to experiment with game mechanics, the setting, and the flexibility of choice allowed by this game. The following prompts are examples of typical situations characters might face in the game. At least one thread from the TDM is required as part of the game's application process.

The setting details and locations are still being unveiled in the game, so prospective players are welcome to play with established locations or create their own within the general setting of Mathias.

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INTO THE ENDLESS

Winter has arrived in Mathias. Snow falls steadily, big puffy flakes that pile up quickly in drifts as the wind blows them around town. The trees in the forest are covered in it, the branches bending under the weight and shaking when the piles fall from them to the forest floor. The roofs of buildings become solid white and drifts form in doorways as the wind tries to rush inside anywhere it can.

New arrivals wake in the forest, with its winding paths twisting back on themselves as they branch in either direction. It isn't safe to stray from the path, there is a menacing fog that waits just a few yards inward in any direction, but for now, there is nothing impeding movement along those snow-covered paths that cut through the trees. Continue stumbling in one direction and you'll reach the small town, coming out near the mishmash of quaint houses that nestle beside crumbling ruins that used to be homes. But choose the other and you'll seem to stumble on forever, huddling against the wind until there seems to be a clearing up ahead—

And then nothing. The earth opens up before you in a ravine so deep that the bottom cannot be seen. The other side can be seen, tantalizingly out of reach, and there is the sense that safety is just beyond, if only you could get there. But with that sensation is also the knowledge that if you stay here, you will die. The edge seems unsteady, like getting too close would set it crumbling and send you tumbling into that dark endless nothing that waits below...


BODIES WITHOUT SOULS

Benedict Books is nestled quaintly on the square surrounding Mathias's Town Hall, a thick layer of dirt covering the front windows. Looking through those windows provides a much different view than looking directly into the shop through the doorway — vague shapes and forms of figures seem to be inside, though no details can be determined through the streaks of grime. Flickers that resemble flashlights can be seen passing along the windows from time to time, and on occasion there is even a muffled tapping sound that comes from behind the glass, as if someone is trying to get your attention. The same distorted figures can be seen looking through the windows from the inside outward, but moving from one side or the other reveals... nothing. There is nothing there, and perhaps it is all in your imagination.

A portrait hangs at the front of the store to illustrate the namesake of the little shop... that may, in fact, not be so little. Dust covers everything in sight and detritus litters the wooden floor, as if someone left the door open and allowed half the forest inside.

The books are mostly familiar titles from the 1990s and earlier, but close examination will reveal that key details seem to have been changed. They fill shelves in neat lines along the walls and rows in between, the building almost seeming to stretch on forever until, finally, a small office can be seen tucked away in the back. A glance back toward the front door gives the impression that the room isn't that big, after all. Strange that you previously thought so.

Prying the door open is the only way to get inside the small office; the hinges have rusted and are caked with dirt and grime. Search as you might, there are no interesting bits of information to be found here beyond a few inventory lists on the little desk. There is, however, a green and gold safe in the corner that, no matter how many times one turns the dial, simply clicks and clicks. Scratches around the safe indicate that someone tried to get in at one point, though there's no indication as to whether they succeeded.


THE END APPROACHES

Standing at the center of Mathias, the town hall is a modest two-story building that would be welcoming if not for the faded sign, chipped paint, and deafening silence within its empty halls. It's a typical government building, with a reception desk at the front and rows of identical offices within, the names half faded from each door. But what catches the attention is a large bulletin board on the main wall beside the reception desk, once meant to hold flyers or announcements for the community.

What it holds now is decidedly different. Tacked onto the board are scraps of paper covered in an assortment of handwriting styles — requests for supplies should anyone find them, pieces of information shared in the hopes of someone understanding the strange symbols and mathematical equations, notes about those missing or recently deceased. And over the center of the board, tacked on top of other papers, is a map discolored with age. Mathias Township can be read in the corner, a stretch of forest displayed beneath it, but everything else has been smeared to illegibility with red... ink? Upon close examination, a keen eye will realize that the ink is actually blood, though whether it is human is unknown. And scrawled across that forest, nearly covering the illustration of a clearing and a large house within, are the words

he is coming

A number of tarnished metal pushpins are scattered around the edges of the board, waiting for future messages to be shared, and a stack of pristine white paper and pile of cheap ballpoint pens rest on one of three chairs beside the board. The chairs are clearly meant for those waiting for meetings and are covered in the same layer of grime as everything else in the building — everything except the pens, paper, and bulletin board.


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perforo: (052.)

yaaas! <3

[personal profile] perforo 2021-01-18 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Weren't all ladies owed a formal introduction? He does not have her name yet, at least, and so a lady she is. He stays standing still as she approaches, giving her attire another puzzled look before lifting his eyes instead to her face. A woman maester?

And arrived here just as inexplicably as he has? He's not sure which detail to question first, but seeing as how she lacks a sound direction to point them in, he turns another glance out over the yawning pit in the ground, across which there will be no easy passage. ]


We might as well look together, then. Although it's always a gamble whether or not the town will be safer than the woods. [ Men were often far more dangerous than the weather. And despite everything else, he is a knight, and at the very least, he does have a cloak on his back, which he begins to unfasten. ]

Take this, my lady. [ It's a deal thicker than the hood she wears, and his curiosity is still piqued regarding that title she'd announced herself with. ] You're a field nurse? [ It doesn't seem so - she isn't dressed like one, and he looks her over again while thinking aloud. ] A septa? [ She isn't dressed like one of those, either. ]
perforo: (049.)

[personal profile] perforo 2021-01-18 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, a woman not of his own court. Those ladies are not of an entirely different mindset - they would sooner choose deception and gossip over a solid weapon - but the figure before him strikes him as someone who has handled a blade. Someone who has fought their way through a scuffle that did not abide by rules of decency.

That smile doesn't reach her eyes, and he holds her, meanwhile, in the flicker of his own gaze, returning appraisal for appraisal. He offers her a smirk and a dip of his head in turn. Wits were handy, after all, but blades were quicker.

If only he'd still had his, which he does not, a forlorn glance down at his sheath reminds him. He does laugh, however, at her confidence regarding a situation they shall now never see, unarmed as they both are. ]
And had I my sword and my sword hand, my lady, you would be on your back yielding two minutes ago.

[ They'd have no time for this exchange of quips, and he regards her with a narrow-eyed curiosity as she offers him the first direction he's yet found. Whether they are true or not remain to be seen, but it is either fall into step behind her, or linger at the edge of this rather foreboding abyss.

A quick assurance to himself as he steps forward, heeding her summons: he's stronger than she is, physically. If she is playing him false, she can still be subdued. ]


Forgive me, melodrama is all I have to wield at the moment. Might I have the name of my savior, ser lady?
moderatelymaladjusted: (19)

[personal profile] moderatelymaladjusted 2021-01-18 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know, clicking your heels together three times? Going through the old clock? The wardrobe? None of that works. I've tried."

It's not that Quentin doesn't notice the hospital gown, but after being the hospital himself too many times, he's learned the etiquette of never asking. At Midtown Mental Hospital, you never ask. He looks at the board, the papers rustling in the cold breeze.

"Do you need a- uh, coat? Maybe?"
liliowy: (pic#)

i feel like i have to apologize for her ahaha

[personal profile] liliowy 2021-01-18 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh, she knew the weapons of a court well, navigated and advised prestigious crowns for boring decades before she left all that behind. last she heard, that king was long dead. not much lost.

well, he certainly has no shortage of confidence, for all the announced disadvantage. excuse her when she doesn't look particularly convinced at the subtle implication of his words.
] What shame then, that the outcome of your fantasies will be left unexplored, [ is deadpanned out, an exhale of breath curling through the brittle air. they're both too confident for their own good.

wits are quick, and blades are quicker, but his assessment isn't entirely correct, a small knowledge she takes satisfaction in, a quiet secret for her to know alone. a woman like yennefer covets her control, her power and she still has her magic, a tingling of chaos along the tips of her fingers.

she turns on her heel, but waits for him to come closer before she will start walking.
] Yennefer of Vengerberg. [ which brings her to the important question of: ] Does that mean anything to you? [ it is very much better for them both if it didn't, and that much is made evident by how pointedly it is asked. ]
perforo: (036.)

only as much as i have to apologize for him!

[personal profile] perforo 2021-01-19 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ She is not to be dissuaded, evidently, and it cannot be said that he is dismayed to discover this. Her confidence seems, in fact, to match his own, step for step, and he returns her deadpan with one of his own, only his brows lifting. His counter is a scoff that briefly breaks the flurrying air. ]

A blessing that we are not exploring my fantasies, my lady. That was a threat.

[ And only serviceable so long as he had his sword, which he did not. He will entertain the unlikely notion that he will stumble upon it in their progress, however, or wrest it from the hands of a bandit or the jaws of a wild beast. He doesn't much care where he finds it so long as it is found.

At her side, he gives her a discreet once-over again, still searching for weapons she might think to be concealing, though his best hope in that case is still merely to be quicker and stronger. Her name, as it turns out, means nothing at all to him, and he turns his attention out over the silent trees standing sentry, wincing up at the snow-flung sky. ]


That means precisely as little to me as every fishing village strewn up and down the coast, Lady Yengerberg of House Snark. [ Purposefully misspoken, and done so with a smirk, and then a thoughtful addition - ] Any relation to House Stark? They're as uncouth as you are.
liliowy: (pic#)

i'm living for this honestly! they're like oil and water

[personal profile] liliowy 2021-01-19 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ thank you for explaining it to her, ser jaime, or else she would have missed it entirely. the smile she gives him is saccharine sweet. ] A weaponless threat. [ in case he, you know, forgot. :) ]

[ but, she is still relived in a small fashion. he doesn't know her. he doesn't know her, or vengerberg, or by that very extension anything about nilfgaard or its idiotic war. good. that means she doesn't have direct reason to fight him. even if his personality is reason enough in the eyes of someone too used to knightly dispositions, hackles rising from the echoes of reminders.

it isn't personal, if it helps. mostly, it is her temperament, a storm ready to flit over anything in her wake.

but, this means that she doesn't care where the hell he's from, either. only that he has no personal vendettas to enact against her kind. not yet, anyway, though she had a particular talent for pissing people off.

yen doesn't rise to the low bait of her misnaming, save for a twist of her lips as she stares on ahead of them, into the flurry of white.

unfortunate, that it is a long enough walk, and her grip on the canvas bag she's stuffed with willow bark tightens but a fraction with the realization.
] Can't say there is. You'll likely find no one else here with any familiarity of your courts.
perforo: (Default)

a disaster, i am so here for it

[personal profile] perforo 2021-01-19 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ He has not forgotten. That honey-sweet smile is met with a flinty glare, a twitch at the corner of his mouth. He is not accustomed to losing, to being held at bay, and while he should have by now grown warmly familiar with the absence of his hand, it is a new insult every morning. And where is his damn sword?

Something about her is a bit... tumultuous. Like the first sign of dark clouds roiling on the horizon, promising the violence of a storm, though it can be difficult to measure its exact arrival. He is curious, yes, but not frightened. Watching the sky with mischievous calculation, as it were.

She does not take the bait so shamelessly offered, and her lack of reaction only encourages him to provoke her anew. Not the humble courtesy expected of a knight, but he is still beholden to a knight's vows when he is without the symbol of his knighthood? He regards her profile and then lifts his own head haughtily. ]


Why should you assume that I am in exile? Is this a place knights try to avoid, of have you personally scared them all off? [ That flick of motion at that canvas bag she carries draws a glance back down, and he is thinking again of hidden weapons, of anything that could be raised against him. ] Maybe this is not a place I wish to see after all.

[ Maybe he was better off trying to find his own way, but he will need to at least ascertain the nature of the place before he forfeits anything it might have to offer. Forthright honesty has served him well so far, thus - ] Might I inquire as to what you're hiding in that bag?
notanemptymotto: <user site="livejournal.com" user="lrbcn">. (body ☤ boys and girls.)

sorry for the delay! work :(

[personal profile] notanemptymotto 2021-01-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that is the best idea.

[ Company is never a bad thing, especially when one finds themselves in a similar situation. Trust can be built from that point on. She gives a tug at her coat and nevermind the injury. She is staunchly English and will carry on despite the situation. ]

Let's hope for the best now. Perhaps at least, the town might have a place we can stay and find some information. Perhaps it's normal people wander in from the woods. I've seen far stranger in my time.

[ Helen glances at the cloak and gives him a thankful smile. She takes it, but, will most likely return it in some time. She'd hardly want her new companion freezing to death. ]

Septa? I'm unfamiliar with the term.
liliowy: (pic#)

excellent, likewise ♥ !

[personal profile] liliowy 2021-01-19 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it was satisfying, to know that comment stung. if she was humbled when she first arrived, then he ought to be too.

she's distinctly aware of his presence at her side, a side glance tossed out of the corner of her eye. golden haired and lion-like, proud and appropriately quick-witted, like the perfect picture of what a noble knight out to be. except he isn't, and apparently his only symbol of actual knighthood has been lost to the void of the powers that willed it so. she wondered if the starry-eyed girls in towers reading those shit books ever discovered how disappointing they are in real life. most things were.
]

I've assumed nothing, save for your charming personality.

You'll find this place to care very little for your wishes. You're welcome to stay out here, of course. I won't lose any sleep over it. [ there's no part of her that sounds like she is grandstanding, sliding the bag's strap onto her shoulder. ] But sooner or later, you will find yourself in that village.

None of us have been brought here by choice. [ purposely, she doesn't deign an answer to the last question right away, a petty little thing. finally: ] Willow bark.
perforo: (054.)

such a mood :c no worries!

[personal profile] perforo 2021-01-20 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Resolute and stalwart is she, aligning herself to their impromptu, mutual task without a need for confrontation. An admirable quality, that, as he is familiar with men (and women) who would have demanded explanations, promises, or testaments of faith. She seems to be relying on just as little as he himself is, and he can't help a smile at her hardy optimism. ]

People we can trust, if we're lucky. If not, perhaps we will stand a chance of borrowing a few weapons. [ Someone surely had a blade, at the very least? That was all he needed to get his hands on in order to afford them some measure of serviceable protection.

He lifts his gaze over her profile once more when she takes the cloak, close enough now to spot her inflamed cheek and temple. His brow furrows as he ducks for a closer look, answering her question and posing his own in turn. ]
A septa, a sort of governess. Who's responsible for that fine bit of décor on your face?
perforo: (081.)

[personal profile] perforo 2021-01-20 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ He can feel the appraising glance she gives him as surely as he can feel the nip of the blustering wind and the whispering of snow against his skin. He does suffer a moment's resentment, bruised by the injustice of being without his sword, and without his bearings.

This was not the first impression women - highborn or lowborn - generally had of him. He made his entrance on the back of a prancing white destrier, sword or lance in hand, a roaring lion on his helm, his armor golden and burning like fire when touched by the sun. The impression he made on strangers, on audiences, was one of uncontestable victory and commanding prowess. Strangers did not stay strangers for long, they knew his name before the day was through, and they did not have to assume anything about his personality. They knew he was a knight. The knight.

He returns to the present in a darkened humor, his sheath empty at his hip, lost. Her words bring him no swell of optimism, but she is here, which is more than can be said for any other poor fool he might have encountered, and so she receives the brunt of his pricked ego. ]
A most terrible loss it would be for you, my lady, if I were to deny you my charming personality and leave you to return to the village alone. I think I must make you more bearable by half.

[ He snorts at her conclusion - who would dare deny him his choice in any matter? Even in this, waking up disoriented in foreign woods, he would have his say. The contents of her bag mean just as little to him as her name, and he weighs the parcel with a distrustful eye. ] Willow bark? You're a prisoner in this village you would bring me to, and you spend your time collecting witches' garbage instead of finding a way out?
notanemptymotto: <user site="insanejournal.com" user="_iconate_">. (annoyed ☤ i've never tasted fame.)

work, the biggest slayer of tagging juice ever

[personal profile] notanemptymotto 2021-01-20 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ While being a doctor? Helen, at her core, is a scientist. She believes in learning and testing boundaries of the known. However, one needs an environment and safety precautions. If those aren't provided? Then they need to be made. Safety is always paramount. ]

Borrowing in this instance is most certainly procuring. [ Helen raises her eyebrows at him with a bit of a smirk. If they're untrustworthy, then they'll hardly give them swords.

Or guns. ]


Ah, no. A medical doctor. One that has her own practice. though, I suppose if you would like to see that as a sort of governess, it might fit. [ She has the feeling that the concept might be strange to the man that is beside her. He certainly speaks in ways that are older to even her--and she was born in Victorian London. ] A man that I thought had been dead for some time. I thought that he may have followed me here... but I've yet to see him. He's extremely dangerous.
welladjustedwhitly: (Horrified)

[personal profile] welladjustedwhitly 2021-01-21 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
"I..." The words don't even leave her lips and she can't believe how utterly stupid it sounds, even still in her head. "I don't know- I don't- I don't remember." She shakes her head, "I'm fine, I mean- I haven't found any injuries, but..."

There's something about her brother's presence that just.... gives her permission to break, now. Her face crumbles, and tears flood her eyes. All she wants is for her big brother to save her, but she can't even tell him what she's afraid of.
abrightboy: (a little despair)

[personal profile] abrightboy 2021-01-21 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
He reaches for her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders and guiding her towards town.

"Come on. Come back to where I'm staying and get cleaned up," he suggested. "We'll figure it out."
welladjustedwhitly: (Blood)

[personal profile] welladjustedwhitly 2021-01-21 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Thank you," she whispers, willing her feet to move instead of staying rooted where she stands, trotting up the steps and following him inside the house. She tries to touch as little as possible while moving through the front hall and the rest of the house.

She shakes her head. "No, I- I didn't notice any injuries." Which is concerning, considering the amount of blood. She can't figure it out. How did it happen? What had she done?
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[personal profile] welladjustedwhitly 2021-01-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
She leans into his side, if he doesn't care about the blood, then she doesn't either, and she's going to take the comfort for all it's worth. "Where even are we? How the hell did I end up in the snow?"
perforo: (011.)

a sad, scientific truth

[personal profile] perforo 2021-01-21 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ She is not off-put by his implication that they might indeed need to borrow beyond borrowing, and he gives her his most charming smile as she offers what he takes to be agreement. There might be fleeting judgment in the lift of her brows, but he is encouraged by her smirk. ]

It is my sworn, knightly duty to procure any manner of safety if it cannot be secured any other way. [ With his own sword, the loss of which is a fact he is sore to face, every time he is reminded that it is not sheathed at his hip.

He falls back into puzzled thought as she describes her title, and the situation she evidently came from. Highborn after all, then? If she oversaw her own practice, wouldn't that make her an authority, and a master of her craft? ]
That must make you quite proud. [ Women knew assorted and distinct recognitions in his own realm, of course, but there were few who were true masters of medicine. Those tended to be maesters, and they tended to be men.

The more immediate concern is the man who is, if he is to judge by the wound on the side of her face, still pursuing her. His hand falls to the hilt of his -- Seven Hells. ]
Why is he hunting you, if I might ask? [ Her assailant clearly did not hesitate at the thought of physical harm. Death was only a small step past that for such men. ]
cabdriver: (01)

Chas Chandler | DC Live Action (Constantine)

[personal profile] cabdriver 2021-01-22 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
I. Into the endless

[ Honestly, Chas has had better days, even if it really is just business as usual for him. Being pinned between two cars (who would have guessed the sound that breaking bones can make?) isn't exactly his idea of a good time, and neither is being cut up by some crazed vengeful ex-model. But luckily for him, he's a hard man to kill.

Never mind that right now, something isn't quite right, and those broken bones that should have healed themselves by now really haven't. Or, well, more specifically, they're half-healed. This just means that Chas arrives in Mathias hobbling a little more than he'd like (broken ribs tend to twinge when jostled in just the right wrong way), and to make things even better, he's not even in the town.

He's standing on the precipice of a rather sizable ravine, and just one wrong step could send him plummeting over the edge. His survivability rate is higher than most, but even he probably wouldn't come back from a fall like that, especially with his healing functions seemingly on the fritz.

How's that for a fine welcome? ]


II. Town Hall

[ When Chas isn't literally teetering on the brink, he's in the town proper, at the town hall. So it's not the most interesting place in the world, but there's a feeling in the room that he can't quite put his finger on. He might not be a magic guy like a certain dabbler in the dark arts, but he's been around the block a few times, or long enough to be able to tell when something strange is afoot.

This whole town (or at least, the parts of it that he's seen) gives him that strange feeling. Maybe it's something, or maybe it's nothing, but his curiosity is piqued in spite of himself.

He starts at the bulletin board, perusing all the notes written there, and then he moves over to the left side of the room, getting up close and personal with the walls. This might just be an ordinary room, but he can't shake the feeling that there's something about it. Maybe he's just been around practitioners of magic for far too long, because really, a room could be just a room.

Still, he likes to think that his intuition is sound, so he's just going to start at the nearest wall and make his way around until he's satisfied his curiosity. ]


A room like this has got to have something in it. A hidden chamber, a crawl space-

[ He peers up at the ceiling carefully, not wanting to stretch too far or in the wrong way, but the ceiling appears to be just an ordinary ceiling.

Then he chuckles and rolls his eyes. ]


I bet $50 that there's nothing special about this room and that I'm just wasting my time.

[ But curiosity is what it is, and Chas really can't turn that off now. Oh, and he doesn't have $50, believe it or not. Sorry, potential bet-takers. ]
hellblaze: <lj user="synthnights">. (smoke 🔥 i'm sorry for everything.)

ii. town hall

[personal profile] hellblaze 2021-01-22 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well, I'll take that bet, mate.

[ John leans against the doorway of the office that he has claimed as his own. A cigarette sticks out of his mouth, the end cupped by his hand with a flame from the lighter. a thin trail of smoke comes from the cigarette.

His head tilts towards his friend. His poker face is at an all time high. He does his best not to look happy, or excited, or relieved that his best mate is in one piece and safe. Well, safe is relative. Especially in Mathias. ]


Think bigger. It's not the room that's special.
notanemptymotto: <user site="insanejournal.com" user="thesnowsfall">. (listen ☤ maybe when i get older.)

regardless though, i'm ADORING your jaime. he's fantastic

[personal profile] notanemptymotto 2021-01-22 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Knightly duty? Good Lord. I haven't heard a person talk like this in ages. [ It's far from a judgement - more of an observation. It's fairly obvious to her that he comes from a time that is certainly not the modern one. His manners, the way he speaks... it's a reminder in many ways to what the world once was. ]

I was the first woman that Oxford gave a medical doctorate too. It's quite the accomplishment. [ Proud? Yes. She's been first in various things of her field -- then again, not the average person digs into the details of the abnormal world. They don't learn about the monsters or the beings that inhabit their world. ]

Revenge...as he sees it.
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cabdriver: (06)

[personal profile] cabdriver 2021-01-22 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Unfortunately for Chas, he didn't linger at the bulletin board long enough to notice a very familiar, very specific business card. If he had, then the sudden entrance of someone also very familiar and very specific wouldn't have taken him by surprise.

But like John, he manages to keep his own poker face completely intact, never mind that he's very relieved to see such a familiar face in such an unfamiliar town. ]


I'm not surprised. It's a bet that's right up your alley.

[ He'll save the big reveal that he doesn't actually have $50 on his person for later. ]

What? The whole town, then? Let me guess, it's got some big dark secret, but no one's managed to work it out yet.
hellblaze: <lj user="synthnights">. (look 🔥 singing songs of pain and sin.)

[personal profile] hellblaze 2021-01-22 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Except money is useless in this town. Unless you count Monopoly money! Pink, green, bit of yellow tossed in it for the hell of it.

[ Eh, who knows what John has in his wallet - if anything. Whatever money he had would of been made useless by the waves of the ocean when he first arrived. He clicks his lighter shut and blows out a puff of smoke.

A moment later he struts up next to his oldest mate. John stands there. ]


Meant the building, but, yeah. The whole bloody town is a bit of a conundrum.

[ A moment passes. Then, he turns and elbows Chas. Hard. ]

You took your bloody time getting here! What, did you decide to take your time swanning into this cursed town?
cabdriver: (02)

[personal profile] cabdriver 2021-01-22 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Monopoly money, huh? So I can just go out and pick up Park Place?

[ It's a bad joke, but Chas goes with it anyway, because bad humor is kind of his thing sometimes. ]

Looks like an ordinary building to me, but I haven't exactly looked at the whole thing.

[ Yet. He gives it another good scan while he tries processing things. But then John elbows him, and he just gives his friend a look. ]

Yeah, I was taking my time getting into a new hobby: having cars thrown at me by an evil spirit. Want to know what that feels like?

[ He just makes a fist, in case John isn't getting what he means. It's just a little friendly ribbing, of course. ]
hellblaze: <lj user="synthnights">. (annoyed 🔥 a son of a stepfather.)

[personal profile] hellblaze 2021-01-22 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you've got the car.

[ Joke is on Chas, there are no cars in Mathias. Odd, innit? No cars, no animals, nothing but the creepy atmosphere and that feeling that something is just beyond reach. He's not sure if Chas has picked up on that bit yet or not. ]

Wait till you see the tunnel.

[ That tunnel that he and Coulson found. Bit of a drop though, so, they'll have to revisit that once they find a ladder. Or a rope. Or a levitate spell.

Suddenly, that car joke about Monopoly is oddly fitting. ]


Well, if we're going to start this by tallying things evil spirits do? I found myself choked out by a fresh breeze of fucking fog.
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[personal profile] cabdriver 2021-01-22 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, he's already figuring out that this place sucks like you'd suck on a lemon and then some. No money, no cars, none of the usual hallmarks of a town like this. It's a wild guess, but from what little he's seen of the town, it looks like something out of a vacation travel guide.

Only problem is, there's no attractions, just that same disconcerting feeling and atmosphere that John noted. ]


Tunnel, huh? What, did you come here and suddenly take up mining? I can't even begin to picture it. What'd you do with your hard hat?

[ More bad humor, but it feels right in some strange way. ]

We weren't, but what else do we have to do around here?

[ And yes, that is totally an opening for corralling Chas into town demolition, AKA making offices connect, which he totally knows about. ]

What'd you do? Piss off the fog? Must've been really dedicated to choke you out.

[ What was that about bad humor? ]