“My name’s Malcolm Bright. I’m a criminal profiler from New York. There are two cowboys here. You’ll know them by their hats. One is a deputy US Marshal named Raylan and one is a frontier doctor named Henry, but we call him Doc. If you need a drink bad enough to not mind a bouquet that hints at drain cleaner and gasoline, they brew it in a bathtub on Philips Street. Just knock on the door at 1306.”