[Carter seems to agree because there is a longer pause. Then,] That's really weird.

[But it beats freezing to death out in the cold, he guesses. Still.]

Let's just hope they're not angry bears wondering who slept in their bed and ate their food.

[This is horrible. Is he gonna get arrested by the end of this? Would it go into his permanent record? What if he can't get another job because it will show up every time he applies? Breaking and entering, house squatting, insanity defense...]

Okay, I've never been a squatter before, can you, uh, maybe help me pick one that isn't already taken?