[ Lack of options and human limitations: the worst enemies of any Leverage branch.
Two paths diverged in a yellow wood. ... Metaphorically. They both lead right up to a fun and cool time being freaked out, but one is a longer road that also ends indoors out of the wind.
It's never as bad as it could be if he's got Parker and/or Eliot with him. Hardison can maybe feel guilty about that, given the situation, but he does not feel particularly ashamed to feel that way about it.
He runs a hand down his face, presses it over his mouth for a long second while he considers these metaphorical paths. Has a quick little pace, as in maybe two steps worth of range. Reality sucks. He thinks he'll stay pressed. ]
Kidnap a man and make him sit out in nature for some edgy Scooby-Doo nonsense... keep laughing when Velma frames your ass for fraud. Not gonna be laughing then, that's for damn sure.
[ Giving Alec Hardison time to plot revenge was their second mistake after giving it to Eliot.
He snaps his fingers and immediately regrets the experience in this climate. ]
Chili. [ Or chilly? Both. Mostly the second one. ] Which way are we going? Not gonna get anywhere standing around out here.
[ Is he the one who stopped in the first place. Yes. Does he know that, also yes. What if he was a little annoying on purpose for normalcy's sake, though, as a treat? ]
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Two paths diverged in a yellow wood. ... Metaphorically. They both lead right up to a fun and cool time being freaked out, but one is a longer road that also ends indoors out of the wind.
It's never as bad as it could be if he's got Parker and/or Eliot with him. Hardison can maybe feel guilty about that, given the situation, but he does not feel particularly ashamed to feel that way about it.
He runs a hand down his face, presses it over his mouth for a long second while he considers these metaphorical paths. Has a quick little pace, as in maybe two steps worth of range. Reality sucks. He thinks he'll stay pressed. ]
Kidnap a man and make him sit out in nature for some edgy Scooby-Doo nonsense... keep laughing when Velma frames your ass for fraud. Not gonna be laughing then, that's for damn sure.
[ Giving Alec Hardison time to plot revenge was their second mistake after giving it to Eliot.
He snaps his fingers and immediately regrets the experience in this climate. ]
Chili. [ Or chilly? Both. Mostly the second one. ] Which way are we going? Not gonna get anywhere standing around out here.
[ Is he the one who stopped in the first place. Yes. Does he know that, also yes. What if he was a little annoying on purpose for normalcy's sake, though, as a treat? ]