[ she's not the only one baffled right now ] Yes I am still being serious. Very serious. What you're talking about isn't really a thing. At least not one that I've come across. And I've come across some pretty st- [ you know what? maybe 'strange' isn't the appropriate word for this particular conversation ] different shit in my time. Hell, in the last few months, even.

Anyway, I'm not saying that it's not possible, just that- Are you from Earth?