Definitely not the kind of woman that lived out of their home and garden. More like the kind of white trash who aspired to be that person. The kind of white trash who made it very clear what would happen if their daughter didn't wear properly feminine clothes and learn how to use makeup by the time she hit middle school.

"Fuck yeah I'm cold. And my shoes are soaked, so I'm fully expecting to lose some toes in the next twenty-four hours if your town doesn't have actual heat." She shrugs. "As far as how long..."

She does some quick math in her head. "About two hours, based on how many songs I got through at an average of three and a half minutes apiece."