If I know one thing, it's that that the answer to 'Hardison, can you do that' usually turns out to be 'yeah, apparently.' That's me, by the way. Wassup. Alec Hardison.

[ He extends a hand to offer a fistbump. The road to friendship is paved with illegal fire-based weaponry. Why should today's youths not have the luxury of information at their hands? ]

I probably can't pull together some big production you'd see Rambo hauling around, but you can get most of what you're looking for with, like. Hairspray and an L bracket and a candle. Birthday candle's always good, very festive. I'm a big birthday supporter.