Oh, you know they got hairspray. This town is A, creepy and empty, B, full-on in the nineties. A whole town got apocalypsed and Shrek wasn't even out yet. So this could be a hell dimension where the big ravine in the woods is a metaphor for that deep wound in the pop culture zeitgeist.
[ Hardison is starting to think maybe he should take a nap later. On the other hand, no one can disprove this idea. A world that never had Shrek-branded ketchup? The fall of technology and civilization? Get the theory string board ready, because he's not gonna have anything to do with himself anyway so he might as well find the link.
He shrugs, taking a couple of steps back towards the entrance. ]
And if we circle back to this building after I teach you to make a hairspray flamethrower, maybe someone with actual information will be chillin' in here instead of a dude with a crayon drawing and a theory that revolves around Shrek. I'll admit this is not my best look.
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[ Hardison is starting to think maybe he should take a nap later. On the other hand, no one can disprove this idea. A world that never had Shrek-branded ketchup? The fall of technology and civilization? Get the theory string board ready, because he's not gonna have anything to do with himself anyway so he might as well find the link.
He shrugs, taking a couple of steps back towards the entrance. ]
And if we circle back to this building after I teach you to make a hairspray flamethrower, maybe someone with actual information will be chillin' in here instead of a dude with a crayon drawing and a theory that revolves around Shrek. I'll admit this is not my best look.