"Hey, I'm not a goddamn doomsday prepper." If he had been, he'd have been so much more better off than he had been.

"How do you think you got here?" Just-- out of curiosity. Surely little Dorothy here has realized she is far from Kansas.

He snorts in amusement at her answer, giving a shake of his head. "Best way to deal with assholes like that is to own whatever it is you are, you know? Let them know it doesn't bother you. And if that fails... well, there's always other ways to get'em off your back."