She gives him a Look. "Oh my god, look around. Who, exactly, is going to make me pay for it."
Athena tilts her head back, cups her hands around her mouth, and shouts skyward. "Hey Mathias, there's a fucking teenage delinquent throwing rocks at windows in broad daylight! It's property damage. Come and arrest her! At least make her stop! Oh, the humanity!"
She cups one hand around her ear and listens to the silence that follows, then shakes her head and tsks. "Mmm, pretty sure this haunted-ass ghost town doesn't give a shit if a few more windows get broken."
A pause. She rolls her eyes, like she's either lost patience with him or with herself. It's not clear which. "Hi, I'm Athena. Going to take a wild guess and say you won't have any fuckin' clue what I mean when I say I'm a bard either, and that you will be one of the super strange people here who makes the argument that magic doesn't exist."
Another pause. "...I'm sorry to be the bearer of really weird fucking news, but this place is going to knock you on your ass either way, so I mean. Better to take it on the chin than try to avoid it and get socked in the eye or something, right?"
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Athena tilts her head back, cups her hands around her mouth, and shouts skyward. "Hey Mathias, there's a fucking teenage delinquent throwing rocks at windows in broad daylight! It's property damage. Come and arrest her! At least make her stop! Oh, the humanity!"
She cups one hand around her ear and listens to the silence that follows, then shakes her head and tsks. "Mmm, pretty sure this haunted-ass ghost town doesn't give a shit if a few more windows get broken."
A pause. She rolls her eyes, like she's either lost patience with him or with herself. It's not clear which. "Hi, I'm Athena. Going to take a wild guess and say you won't have any fuckin' clue what I mean when I say I'm a bard either, and that you will be one of the super strange people here who makes the argument that magic doesn't exist."
Another pause. "...I'm sorry to be the bearer of really weird fucking news, but this place is going to knock you on your ass either way, so I mean. Better to take it on the chin than try to avoid it and get socked in the eye or something, right?"