Ay, just because my boy Shrek cleaned up nice as a human, it doesn't make him less gross. I have- I have standards. No nature, no outhouses, no earwax on the table. [ So few fictional crushables in the Shrek franchise by those standards. Gross as hell. Damn if he remembers what it was like to live in a world without Shrek gogurt in all the grocery stores, though.

She may just hear Hardison's offended little scoff at the word philandering before he goes to catch up to her. Yes, he still puts the picture back up. He worked... not very hard on it, true. It was still an amount of work. ]

And your sunshine man headcanon is not acceptable!