It would be a whole lot funnier if it was a satire.

"That they did, and it definitely not what you'd expect if you know anything about the Big Book's version of it. But it's home," she explained, ending it with sarcasm and a roll of her eyes.

Oh, she knows why she went back. Damn the Earp Curse. Damn it to Hell.

"Wynonna Earp," she returns. "And yes, that Earp."

After a quick pause and a look over her shoulder, she turns back to Athena.

"So, how many of these house you check already and did you find anything?"