[When the rest of his existence has become strange and confusing, at least he can count on Aziraphale to be consistent. True to form, the long winded explanation fails to shed any actual light on the situation or answer any of Crowley's questions. All it does is worry him that Heaven were somehow responsible for the disappearance and bookshop fire.

Overall -5/10 for the explanation. Raised more questions while insulting him at the same time. Peak Aziraphale.]

Yeah, sorry was a bit busy with the puddle of Ligur goo and Hastur trying to drag me down to Hell.

[Breaking news: he doesn't actually sound all that sorry.]

Can we speed the story up a bit?