Yeah, no way were they gonna give it to us that easy.

[ There's dry humour in her tone. She hates this place already, but she deals with shit by joking about it when she can. It's a coping mechanism, and really, it's not the shittiest one she's got. ]

Just a few hours. I don't think anyone's been here very long. Whatever happened to whoever wrote that, though? No idea. It's pretty fucking creepy. Like teleporting into a horror movie.

[ She's not a fan of horror films, really. Real life is horrific enough. ]