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Welcome to the test drive and thank you for your interest in The Village. This test drive is not game canon but will allow players the opportunity to experiment with game mechanics, the setting, and the flexibility of choice allowed by this game. The following prompts are examples of typical situations characters might face in the game. At least one thread from the TDM is required as part of the game's application process.

Since not all setting details have been made available yet, you are welcome to invent your own general locations for this test drive. There are no living souls in Mathias Township beyond the player characters. In fact, there are no signs of life at all... We hope you enjoy your visit.

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— the fog —

It moves in quickly and without warning, not from the waterfront but the forest, cascading through every street in a thick wave of white. The fog is not a soft blanket enveloping the town, but a heavy weight pressing down, threatening to suffocate the sky is blotted out and you can see no further than your outstretched hand.

Those outside when it rolls in are left wandering blind, stumbling toward shelter as you're unable to even see your feet beneath you, let alone any obstacles in your path. Perhaps you call out for help, hoping for another voice to guide you toward shelter or simply another living soul. Or perhaps you were lucky enough to already be inside when the fog descended, quickly closing doors and windows to keep it from creeping in. Can you hear those voices crying out? You recognize some, but the others... Are they really there at all, or are you alone here and simply beginning to finally lose your mind?

And perhaps the most important question: Do you answer?

— portents —

You wake up with an ache in your head and a cloudiness to your thoughts, your body sprawled on the ground in a location you don't remember going to. As you sit up, the world spins and start to clutch your head — to realize there's something on your hand. A symbol, a word, a streak of wet paint or ink. You don't recognize it or have any memory of how it got there...

Or how the much larger depiction came to be on the wall or the floor around them. You can see it shining wet in the glow of whatever light source is nearest, but something instinctual urges you not to touch it. If you defy that urge, it burns, a searing pain that radiates from the matching mark on your hand.

Did you do this? Or was it done to you? The person approaching may have answers — or accusations.

— past deeds —

The Town Hall stands at the center of Mathias Township, a modest two-story building that would be welcoming if not for the faded sign, chipped paint, and deafening silence. It's a typical government building, with a reception desk at the front and rows of identical offices within, the names half faded from each door. But what catches your attention is a large bulletin board on the main wall, once meant to hold flyers or announcements for the community.

What it holds now is decidedly different. Tacked onto the board is a torn scrap of paper with words scrawled almost illegibly in dark red ink.

why did this happen

Upon close examination, a keen eye will realize that the ink is actually blood, though whether it is human is unknown. And beside that scrap, a symbol has been drawn in dark black marker — it resembles a feather or a branch, but you've never seen anything like it before. It scares you even as you know it is perhaps the most important thing you have ever seen in your life.

On the floor below the bulletin board are more scraps of paper scattered amongst grime and dust, most blank but some with other strange symbols scrawled in a variety of inks, perhaps matching the pens and markers scattered near the baseboard. Some are small enough that they might have once been part of the same page, creating something larger. And to the far side, a pristine stack of crisp white copy paper and an unopened box of ballpoint pens.

What do you do?

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[ The huh is about what she'd expected. No stench of rotting food drifts out from the opened door and she glances over in time to see him reaching into what looks like a sea of milk options. It doesn't even occur to her that he'd find any of them at all odd until that reaction.

She can't help it: the laugh bubbles up out of her like a force to be reckoned with, and damn it feels good to really laugh again. ]

There's probably soy in there too. [ Please excuse the leftover chuckling, cowboy, this is just exactly what she needed. ] Non-dairy options are popular in the modern era.

Soy. [That's crossing a line. He is positively disgusted. Shaking his head, he puts the almond milk back where it was sitting. He's a little overwhelmed by all the options for what should simply be a half gallon bottle of milk, but the one with red caps seem to take up the most space in the fridge, and they do have a cow on the label. He shakes the bottle and cracks the lid open. Oddly enough, it doesn't smell like it's been rotting in the fridge for years.]

Hmph. Suppose you have a preference. [He sets the bottle he just opened aside and gestures with his hand over the ocean of lids and packaging like a rainbow in the fridge.]

[ The part of her that thrives on teasing others makes a mental note to tell him all about vegan culture later. It's really too bad there probably aren't any soy burgers anywhere in this creepy town, that would be hilarious to see his reaction to. ]

No preference. [ She shakes her head and sets the two mugs on the counter as the coffee maker begins gurgling the last few dregs of hot bean juice into the carafe. ] When you spend a couple years living in a van, you learn not to be too picky about your coffee. Among other things.

[ Of course, she'd learned not to be choosy long before that. Between the orphanage and endless string of foster homes... Well, the van story is always a lot easier for a stranger to swallow than the tale of her sad childhood. ]

[Oh there will be fireworks if he ever lays eyes on some 'impossible' or 'beyond' meat. If you want something 'plant-based' go eat a goddamn broccoli, leave his burgers alone.

Closing the fridge door, he brings the opened bottle of milk over. There's a cow on the sticker next to all that fine print. Can't go wrong with that, right?]

You lived in a van? [He folds his arms over the edge of the counter and crosses his legs at the ankles, watching her move in the kitchen. It's not exactly ideal, but he doesn't know anything of her circumstances. Seems rough actually, given that she's not in great shape right now. Today has just been mysteries all around.] Must have been lonely.

It was, yeah. [ She doesn't try to hide the sliver of sadness in her voice. Back then, she never would have admitted it. Skye was feisty and deflected her pain with humor and a front of always being perfectly okay with her shitty situation. Really, she'd been broken in a dozen ways, chasing any lead she could find on her parents in desperate hope of finding somewhere to belong with people who wanted her. She'd never realized just how lonely she'd been until she wasn't anymore.

Grasping the handle firmly, she lifts the heavy carafe and carefully pours them each a mug full of what is likely subpar coffee. There's room left for milk, of course. ]

That was before I joined SHIELD. I liked that I could just pick up and go anywhere, anytime, and not have to worry about being tied down by something like a house. [ She'd never lived in a house long enough to call it a home. The carafe is returned to the warming plate and she fishes a spoon out of a drawer. Milk is added to both their mugs, enough to turn the drink a medium brown without entirely masking the taste of actual coffee, and after a quick stir with the spoon, she holds one mug out to her strange new acquaintance. ]

Thank you kindly, Daisy. [He takes the mug from her carefully and takes a small, silent sip before setting it down. The familiarity of the taste is the first sense of normalcy he's had since arriving here and it helps calm the nerves a bit.]

I've spent a great many nights drifting, going from town to town. Had a home, but. Never wanted to spend too much time in it, y'know. I think we like the word 'freedom', a bit much. It-- dresses up that lonely, aimless wandering, looking for sommin' you're never gonna find. [Whether that's answers or love or whatever it is that keeps people going.] Soon as you think you've found something, it's gone.

[ She sips her own coffee while he speaks, cradling the mug between her hands and letting the warmth seep through tired muscle and bone. It feels good against her scraped palms, though it's the taste of the coffee that's a balm to her soul. Not good coffee but not terrible either, it reminds her of so many days spent working on her laptop back in her hacktivist days, leeching off free wifi in countless diners. The better kind of nostalgia.

He's pretty poetic as he goes on about home and freedom and looking for that something. It's not the way she would have phrased any of it, but it still hits hard and rings perfectly true. She's thoughtful when she replies, and she finds herself feeling something like an easy companionship toward this man from the past. ]

You're not wrong. Most of the time, that's how it goes. But sometimes... Sometimes you find that thing and you just have to work really hard to keep it. Doesn't mean you'll never lose it, but some things are worth having even if just for a little while.

[He's been known to have a bit of a melodramatic flair, from time to time. Doc's pretty sure he's found that thing now, just as she said, but. He's here. And that thing... is not.

Taking another sip of coffee, he breathes out what sounds like a tired sigh through his nose.]

Suppose we better find a way out of this place then. [He walks back out over towards the door they came in through, watching the fog roll over the windowpanes.] I have a thing to be getting back to. As do you, I gather.

Yeah, I do. [ She'd spent most of her life waiting and searching for her family, and when SHIELD had come charging into her life, she'd thought they'd lead her to them. And they had, in more ways than one. She'll do anything to keep them safe; apparently that now includes escaping Creepytown, USA. ]

The fog isn't going anywhere fast. [ Resignation is thick in her voice and even more so in her own sigh. With one last sip of her coffee, she sets the mug on the counter and moves to the other side of the kitchen where a door is likely to lead to a pantry. ] I'm gonna see if there's anything to eat.

Right. [He brings his coffee with him, following her up until the edge of the kitchen. He's not much help in the kitchen, to be honest, but. There's a microwave, if all else fails. And while he's not overly keen on the prospect of setting up shop like they're expecting to stick around for all that long, they'll need to find some way to at least get through one night before they figure out what they'll be doing tomorrow.]

I'll take a look around. Maybe we'll find something else we can use. [There's still a few cupboards and drawers to go through. Even if it's not food or weird ass milk, he'll happily settle for a first aid kit, more kitchen towels, or even an old box of matches.]

[ Glancing back over her shoulder at him, she gives a nod and a small smile. She hadn't been sure, at first, of this weird stranger from the past but not, but now she trusts him. It's strange what one conversation can do, how at ease a person can become after a shared understanding and a common goal. ] Okay. Shout if you find anything weird.

[ She opens the door in question to find, as she'd suspected, a pantry that's dark and dusty, but filled with shelves. After feeling around for a lightswitch, she takes stock of the various things available to them. Bags of flour and sugar, giant cans of oats, jars of peanut butter that were the size of her head. It looks like this place had specialized in baked goods and simple lunchtime fare, the type of food that required more fresh ingredients than pantry staples. It's disappointing, she'd have been overjoyed to find a can or two of soup, but it's better than nothing. If the food is still good, anyway. ]

[Honestly, he finds an overwhelming number of things to be weird, but he keeps most of that to himself. There's an obscene amount of cutlery, plates, coffee cups and the like. He skips over those and starts emptying what he can find on the different cupboards and shelves of kitchen towels, paper and cloth napkins, and all the little containers and packets of table salt refills he can find. There's also a few black t-shirts with the cafe name embroidered on the left side of the chest in sealed bags that also get piled onto his growing collection on the table.

Under the sink is where he finds the matches he'd been looking for, and the first aid kit is mounted on the wall. It's a decent haul overall, but they'll need a bag or something to put everything in unless they're planning on returning to this place.

He returns to linger a few feet away from her, glancing over the pantry before ducking his head.]

You know, I put a can of pasta in a microwave once. [He won't be making that mistake again.]

[ She can hear him moving around in the other room and it's... comforting. After a few years of not having a partner, of having to face every fight on her own because she was supposed to be the strong one now, it's nice for someone to have her back again, even if it's just for a little while. Again, she's reminded of Sousa, and she wonders absently if it's just a thing for guys pulled out of the past. Maybe there's some secret handbook the rest of them don't know about that recommends teaming up with the resident solo superpowered person. (Not that her new companion knows about that part...)

Further investigation finds that the oatmeal is just fine, as are the peanut butter and various bags of shelled nuts that were probably meant to become muffins. She's about to grab a small plastic bear of honey when she hears his admission, and she can't not turn around to give him a look. ]

Did it survive? [ Because clearly he did. ]

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Nope. [He glances up at her and averts his gaze.] It either melted and then exploded, or exploded and then melted, and the appliance never quite worked right after. Had to- procure another microwave from the Amazon. [With a credit card he didn't have, but that's another story entirely. They've come a long way since poker chips and coin.]

Didn't burn down the homestead though. Suppose I got lucky. Is... that a bear? [He jerks his chin towards the bottle of honey.] It's rather cute. [He can't tell that it's honey - it could be cooking oil or that strange type of fruity/floral handwash or something. He wouldn't associate honey with bears to begin with.]

[ Daisy tries really, really hard not to laugh, purely out of consideration for how (embarrassed? chagrined?) he looks, but a few quiet chuckles still escape and are oh so smoothly covered by a clearing of her throat. What he should feel lucky about is that she doesn't know him better, otherwise she'd be giving him all kinds of grief for the Amazon. For someone who lives and breathes the internet and computers, it's just an endless source of amusement to tease those who don't. ]

It is a bear. Yogi, here, is going to play an integral part in the adventure we're about to embark on. [ Grabbing it and the rest of the items she'd already checked, she piles them up precariously in her arms before moving to carry them all out into the kitchen proper. ]

[Yeah, they've had their fair share of laughs back home about him trying to cope with life in the 21st century. But he's adapting, probably better than anyone had expected.]

Yogi. I see you two are acquainted. [Doc raises an eyebrow and cracks a smile as she heads away from the pantry. He takes one last cursory look over the contents before closing the door. It's a small space so it's impossible for him not to get in the way sometimes, but he leaves her be in the kitchen area while he ventures towards the back. There's a back door, next to some large, tied up trash bags, cleaning supplies and a dishwasher. He was rather hoping to find better knives or some sealed cartons of bottled water but there's not much back there.

It's maybe a little nosy to be going through the few bits of paper he can find, but they're just lists of items that were delivered to the cafe. There is a supplier logo at the top, but no addresses or phone numbers to help figure out where they are.]

You ever been on the internet? [He calls out from where he's standing, folding up the list and tucking it into his pocket as he heads back towards her.] We need to ask Google where we are.

[ After locating a pot that looks like it can take a beating, Daisy begins the science experiment that might just turn out edible. The odds have to be good, right? Oatmeal is hard to screw up, even for someone whose cooking experience has thus far been mostly limited to microwave quesadillas and ramen. She's seen people making oatmeal... It'll be fine.

The burner works, thank goodness, and the water's beginning to bubble when he asks the question that has her looking at him like he's grown a second head. At least he didn't call it the Google. Points to the cowboy for that one. ]

Oh, trust me. If we can find a computer with a working internet connection, I'll beat Google into submission for more than just our location. [ She won't actually use Google to do it, but that's beside the point. Grabbing a set of measuring spoons hanging from a hook on the wall, she makes a best guess at how much oatmeal to use and unceremoniously dumps it into the pot. ] I'm a hacker, computers are kind of my thing.

[The girls talk to Siri, Jeremy talks to Google; some things he recognises as almost like imaginary people and other things like the Wikipedia and the Amazon are separate entities. At least, in his mind. Don't ask him how the microwave works, or why it hates canned anything. He hasn't yet figured out wifi either.]

Well I think we best put that near the top of the list of items to look out for, then. [He doesn't think it's an absolute necessity, but knowing where they are might answer some of the other pressing questions they have, even if they don't know when they are or how they got here, or who's responsible for this. After they find a steady source of food, water and decent shelter, of course.]

I suppose we are not very useful here. [He flashes a tight-lipped smile at her.] A... hacker? with no computer, and a gunslinger with no guns.

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test drive — autumn

omg that tag was a gift i'm dying

there are no tits on an almond >:|

XD it is entirely your fault that i've now watched 10 eps of this show

hey it's a fun/crazy show, I'm glad you're checking it out

crazy is a good word for it

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